Summary:
Phabricator, as we all know, is marketed as a fun adventure game. However, while it is occasionally fun and often an adventure, it's so far been sorely deficient in the game aspect. This patch aims to rectify that oversight. (Presence of the first two qualities is not guaranteed.)
Note: In case there's any doubt, this is not a serious suggestion. I was bored.
Test Plan: Seriously?
Reviewers: epriestley
Reviewed By: epriestley
CC: aran, Korvin
Differential Revision: https://secure.phabricator.com/D3026
