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+@title Please Please Please
+@group flavortext
+
+When you send a message that says "I got an error when I tried to do something":
+
+= Please Please Please =
+
+Please copy and paste the text of the error.
+
+Please please please. It is very helpful. So please please please please please
+please do this.
+
+I want to help. I really do. But it is very difficult when you don't include the
+error text and only allude to how traumatizing reading that text was for you. It
+is basically inviting me to troll you.
+
+I am only human. I have only so much restraint.
+
+So please include the error message in your message, before you send it.
+
+Or even after you send it, if you realize you forgot. That would be okay too. I
+would understand.
+
+Just please do this.
+
+Please.
+
+= Thank You =
+
+Thank you for reading this note.
+
+= Appendix: A Collection of Messages Wherein The Text of the Error is Not Present =
+
+Please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: help
+  X-Priority: 1
+  it dun work
+
+please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: Error
+  I got an error when I ran it. Why?
+
+please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: error when running program
+  I ran the program and it gave me an error.
+
+  What do I do now?
+
+please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: so many errors
+  I got an error and it had instructions in it. I tried to follow the
+  instructions but I got a different error. Are you sure this works?
+
+please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: confusing error
+  i got an error but it was confusing
+
+  can you explain what it means?
+
+please
+
+  COUNTEREXAMPLE
+  Subject: Irony
+  There is a spelling error in the error message I received.
+
+please include the text of the error message.