diff --git a/src/applications/meta/engineextension/PhabricatorDatasourceURIEngineExtension.php b/src/applications/meta/engineextension/PhabricatorDatasourceURIEngineExtension.php
index 16d8dd9315..76d60af1e6 100644
--- a/src/applications/meta/engineextension/PhabricatorDatasourceURIEngineExtension.php
+++ b/src/applications/meta/engineextension/PhabricatorDatasourceURIEngineExtension.php
@@ -10,35 +10,37 @@ final class PhabricatorDatasourceURIEngineExtension
   public function newJumpURI($query) {
     // If you search for a URI on the local install, just redirect to that
     // URI as though you had pasted it into the URI bar.
-    if (PhabricatorEnv::isSelfURI($query)) {
-      // Strip off the absolute part of the URI. If we don't, the URI redirect
-      // validator will get upset that we're performing an unmarked external
-      // redirect.
-
-      // The correct host and protocol may also differ from the host and
-      // protocol used in the search: for example, if you search for "http://"
-      // we want to redirect to "https://" if an install is HTTPS, and
-      // the "isSelfURI()" check includes alternate domains in addition to the
-      // canonical domain.
-
-      $uri = id(new PhutilURI($query))
-        ->setDomain(null)
-        ->setProtocol(null)
-        ->setPort(null);
-
-      $uri = phutil_string_cast($uri);
-
-      // See T13412. If the URI was in the form "http://dev.example.com" with
-      // no trailing slash, there may be no path. Redirecting to the empty
-      // string is considered an error by safety checks during redirection,
-      // so treat this like the user entered the URI with a trailing slash.
-      if (!strlen($uri)) {
-        $uri = '/';
-      }
-
-      return $uri;
+    // Skip things that are really not full URLs, like "asdasd".
+    // Note that the backend of "isSelfURI" is faster with a PhutilURI.
+    $uri = new PhutilURI($query);
+    if ($uri->getDomain() === '' || !PhabricatorEnv::isSelfURI($uri)) {
+      return null;
     }
 
-    return null;
+    // Strip off the absolute part of the URI. If we don't, the URI redirect
+    // validator will get upset that we're performing an unmarked external
+    // redirect.
+
+    // The correct host and protocol may also differ from the host and
+    // protocol used in the search: for example, if you search for "http://"
+    // we want to redirect to "https://" if an install is HTTPS, and
+    // the "isSelfURI()" check includes alternate domains in addition to the
+    // canonical domain.
+    $uri = $uri
+      ->setDomain(null)
+      ->setProtocol(null)
+      ->setPort(null);
+
+    $uri = phutil_string_cast($uri);
+
+    // See T13412. If the URI was in the form "http://dev.example.com" with
+    // no trailing slash, there may be no path. Redirecting to the empty
+    // string is considered an error by safety checks during redirection,
+    // so treat this like the user entered the URI with a trailing slash.
+    if (!strlen($uri)) {
+      $uri = '/';
+    }
+
+    return $uri;
   }
 }