diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
index 4d75a0318b..84010e230c 100644
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ return array(
   'names' => array(
     'conpherence.pkg.css' => '4601645d',
     'conpherence.pkg.js' => '11f3e07e',
-    'core.pkg.css' => '3fa66cb3',
+    'core.pkg.css' => 'edd0a773',
     'core.pkg.js' => '30185d95',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => 'e7393ebb',
     'differential.pkg.css' => 'e1d704ce',
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/css/application/base/main-menu-view.css' => 'f03e17be',
     'rsrc/css/application/base/notification-menu.css' => '1e055865',
     'rsrc/css/application/base/phabricator-application-launch-view.css' => '95351601',
-    'rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css' => '027ba77e',
+    'rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css' => '798c69b8',
     'rsrc/css/application/base/standard-page-view.css' => '79176f5a',
     'rsrc/css/application/chatlog/chatlog.css' => 'd295b020',
     'rsrc/css/application/conduit/conduit-api.css' => '7bc725c4',
@@ -154,7 +154,7 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css' => '87278fa0',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pager.css' => 'bea33d23',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pinboard-view.css' => '2495140e',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '8a3fc181',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '12727a44',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-property-list-view.css' => '6d8e58ac',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-remarkup-preview.css' => '1a8f2591',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-segment-bar-view.css' => '46342871',
@@ -930,14 +930,14 @@ return array(
     'phui-object-item-list-view-css' => '87278fa0',
     'phui-pager-css' => 'bea33d23',
     'phui-pinboard-view-css' => '2495140e',
-    'phui-profile-menu-css' => '8a3fc181',
+    'phui-profile-menu-css' => '12727a44',
     'phui-property-list-view-css' => '6d8e58ac',
     'phui-remarkup-preview-css' => '1a8f2591',
     'phui-segment-bar-view-css' => '46342871',
     'phui-spacing-css' => '042804d6',
     'phui-status-list-view-css' => 'd5263e49',
     'phui-tag-view-css' => '6bbd83e2',
-    'phui-theme-css' => '027ba77e',
+    'phui-theme-css' => '798c69b8',
     'phui-timeline-view-css' => 'bc523970',
     'phui-two-column-view-css' => 'fcfbe347',
     'phui-workboard-color-css' => 'ac6fe6a7',
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css
index e0bfbf36a6..5313f2099b 100644
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/application/base/phui-theme.css
@@ -28,36 +28,3 @@
   background: #124A1B;
 }
 
-/*--- Profile Nav Colors -----------------------------------------------------*/
-
-
-.phui-theme-blindigo .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-blindigo .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #525867;
-}
-
-.phui-theme-dark .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-dark .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #30333A;
-}
-
-.phui-theme-indigo .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-indigo .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #423658;
-}
-
-.phui-theme-red .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-red .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #420C0C;
-}
-
-.phui-theme-blue .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-blue .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #062842;
-}
-
-.phui-theme-green .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu,
-.phui-theme-green .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer-1 {
-  background: #122916;
-}
-
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
index 275bff1dde..3af8efcf79 100644
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu {
-  background: #525867;
+  background: rgba({$alphablue}, 0.15);
   width: 240px;
 }
 
@@ -32,9 +32,9 @@
   height: 48px;
   font-size: {$biggerfontsize};
   -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
   line-height: 22px;
   overflow: hidden;
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
   text-overflow: ellipsis;
   line-height: 48px;
 }
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@
   height: 24px;
   line-height: 24px;
   text-align: center;
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
   background-size: 100%;
 }
 
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
   .phui-list-item-disabled
   .phui-list-item-icon {
-  color: {$menu.profile.icon.disabled};
+  color: {$lightgreytext};
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-icon-view {
@@ -90,28 +90,17 @@
 
 .device-desktop .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
   .phui-list-item-href:hover {
-  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.15);
-  color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
-}
-
-.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
-  .phui-list-item-selected
-  .phui-list-item-icon,
-.device-desktop .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
-  .phui-list-item-href:hover
-  .phui-list-item-icon {
-  color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.05);
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-list-item-selected
   .phui-list-item-href {
-  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.3);
-  color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.1);
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-list-item-selected
   .phui-list-item-href:hover {
-  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.45);
+  background-color: rgba({$alphablack},0.15);
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-divider {
@@ -123,13 +112,13 @@
   white-space: normal;
   padding: 18px 15px;
   font-size: 12px;
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-motivator .phui-icon-view {
   position: static;
   font-size: 12px;
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-menu-error {
@@ -150,11 +139,11 @@
   .phui-list-item-href,
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-list-sidenav .phui-list-item-disabled
   .phui-list-item-href {
-  color: rgba({$alphawhite}, 0.5);
+  color: rgba({$lightgreytext});
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-profile-segment-bar {
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
   font-size: {$smallerfontsize};
   -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
   padding: 8px 12px 16px;
@@ -201,25 +190,11 @@
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-icon-circle {
-  border-color: {$menu.profile.text};
+  border-color: {$darkbluetext};
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-icon-circle .phui-icon-view {
-  color: {$menu.profile.text};
-}
-
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href:hover
-  .phui-icon-circle,
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-list-item-selected.phui-profile-menu-footer
-  .phui-icon-circle {
-    border-color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
-}
-
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer .phui-list-item-href:hover
-  .phui-icon-circle .phui-icon-view,
-.phui-profile-menu .phui-list-item-selected.phui-profile-menu-footer
-  .phui-icon-circle .phui-icon-view {
-    color: {$menu.profile.text.selected};
+  color: {$darkbluetext};
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phui-profile-menu-footer