diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
index 1dbfa2f25f..75c8f771c3 100644
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -400,6 +400,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorSearchQuery' => 'applications/search/storage/query',
     'PhabricatorSearchRelationship' => 'applications/search/constants/relationship',
     'PhabricatorStandardPageView' => 'view/page/standard',
+    'PhabricatorStatusController' => 'applications/status/base',
     'PhabricatorTaskmasterDaemon' => 'infrastructure/daemon/workers/taskmaster',
     'PhabricatorTimelineCursor' => 'infrastructure/daemon/timeline/storage/cursor',
     'PhabricatorTimelineDAO' => 'infrastructure/daemon/timeline/storage/base',
@@ -767,6 +768,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorSearchMySQLExecutor' => 'PhabricatorSearchExecutor',
     'PhabricatorSearchQuery' => 'PhabricatorSearchDAO',
     'PhabricatorStandardPageView' => 'AphrontPageView',
+    'PhabricatorStatusController' => 'PhabricatorController',
     'PhabricatorTaskmasterDaemon' => 'PhabricatorDaemon',
     'PhabricatorTimelineCursor' => 'PhabricatorTimelineDAO',
     'PhabricatorTimelineDAO' => 'PhabricatorLiskDAO',
diff --git a/src/aphront/default/configuration/AphrontDefaultApplicationConfiguration.php b/src/aphront/default/configuration/AphrontDefaultApplicationConfiguration.php
index 6264d31a51..c4d008cd02 100644
--- a/src/aphront/default/configuration/AphrontDefaultApplicationConfiguration.php
+++ b/src/aphront/default/configuration/AphrontDefaultApplicationConfiguration.php
@@ -282,6 +282,8 @@ class AphrontDefaultApplicationConfiguration
           => 'PhabricatorXHPASTViewStreamController',
       ),
 
+      '/status/$' => 'PhabricatorStatusController',
+
     );
   }
 
diff --git a/src/applications/status/base/PhabricatorStatusController.php b/src/applications/status/base/PhabricatorStatusController.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9316d5da16
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/status/base/PhabricatorStatusController.php
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+<?php
+
+/*
+ * Copyright 2011 Facebook, Inc.
+ *
+ * Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
+ * you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
+ * You may obtain a copy of the License at
+ *
+ *   http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
+ *
+ * Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
+ * distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
+ * WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
+ * See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
+ * limitations under the License.
+ */
+
+class PhabricatorStatusController extends PhabricatorController {
+
+  public function shouldRequireLogin() {
+    return false;
+  }
+
+  public function processRequest() {
+    $response = new AphrontWebpageResponse();
+    $response->setContent("ALIVE\n");
+    return $response;
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/applications/status/base/__init__.php b/src/applications/status/base/__init__.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2b816a2e58
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/status/base/__init__.php
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+<?php
+/**
+ * This file is automatically generated. Lint this module to rebuild it.
+ * @generated
+ */
+
+
+
+phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'aphront/response/webpage');
+phutil_require_module('phabricator', 'applications/base/controller/base');
+
+
+phutil_require_source('PhabricatorStatusController.php');