diff --git a/src/applications/audit/application/PhabricatorAuditApplication.php b/src/applications/audit/application/PhabricatorAuditApplication.php
index 858993e5aa..4f4c5a56d1 100644
--- a/src/applications/audit/application/PhabricatorAuditApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/audit/application/PhabricatorAuditApplication.php
@@ -47,6 +47,7 @@ final class PhabricatorAuditApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
 
   public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
     $status = array();
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
 
     $phids = PhabricatorAuditCommentEditor::loadAuditPHIDsForUser($user);
 
@@ -54,14 +55,16 @@ final class PhabricatorAuditApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
       ->setViewer($user)
       ->withAuthorPHIDs(array($user->getPHID()))
       ->withAuditStatus(DiffusionCommitQuery::AUDIT_STATUS_CONCERN)
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS);
+      ->setLimit($limit);
     $commits = $query->execute();
 
     $count = count($commits);
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Problem Commits',
-      '%d Problem Commit(s)');
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht('%s+ Problem Commit(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht('%s Problem Commit(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
       ->setType($type)
@@ -72,14 +75,16 @@ final class PhabricatorAuditApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
       ->setViewer($user)
       ->withNeedsAuditByPHIDs($phids)
       ->withAuditStatus(DiffusionCommitQuery::AUDIT_STATUS_OPEN)
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS);
+      ->setLimit($limit);
     $commits = $query->execute();
 
     $count = count($commits);
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Commits Awaiting Audit',
-      '%d Commit(s) Awaiting Audit');
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht('%s+ Problem Commit(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht('%s Problem Commit(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
       ->setType($type)
diff --git a/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php b/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
index dff4106324..c1cda07710 100644
--- a/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/base/PhabricatorApplication.php
@@ -288,22 +288,6 @@ abstract class PhabricatorApplication
     return array();
   }
 
-  /**
-   * @return string
-   * @task ui
-   */
-  final public static function formatStatusCount(
-    $count,
-    $limit_string = '%s',
-    $base_string = '%d') {
-    if ($count == self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS) {
-      $count_str = pht($limit_string, ($count - 1).'+');
-    } else {
-      $count_str = pht($base_string, $count);
-    }
-    return $count_str;
-  }
-
 
   /**
    * You can provide an optional piece of flavor text for the application. This
diff --git a/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php b/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
index 9203d0c522..e8113dc3bd 100644
--- a/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/application/PhabricatorDifferentialApplication.php
@@ -104,21 +104,23 @@ final class PhabricatorDifferentialApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
   }
 
   public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
+
     $revisions = id(new DifferentialRevisionQuery())
       ->setViewer($user)
       ->withResponsibleUsers(array($user->getPHID()))
       ->withStatus(DifferentialRevisionQuery::STATUS_OPEN)
       ->needRelationships(true)
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS)
+      ->setLimit($limit)
       ->execute();
 
     $status = array();
-    if (count($revisions) == self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS) {
+    if (count($revisions) >= $limit) {
       $all_count = count($revisions);
-      $all_count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-        $all_count,
-        '%s Active Reviews',
-        '%d Active Review(s)');
+      $all_count_str = pht(
+        '%s+ Active Review(s)',
+        new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+
       $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
       $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
         ->setType($type)
@@ -131,10 +133,10 @@ final class PhabricatorDifferentialApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
           array($user->getPHID()));
 
       $blocking = count($blocking);
-      $blocking_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-        $blocking,
-        '%s Reviews Blocking Others',
-        '%d Review(s) Blocking Others');
+      $blocking_str = pht(
+        '%s Review(s) Blocking Others',
+        new PhutilNumber($blocking));
+
       $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
       $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
         ->setType($type)
@@ -142,10 +144,10 @@ final class PhabricatorDifferentialApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
         ->setCount($blocking);
 
       $active = count($active);
-      $active_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-        $active,
-        '%s Reviews Need Attention',
-        '%d Review(s) Need Attention');
+      $active_str = pht(
+        '%s Review(s) Need Attention',
+        new PhutilNumber($active));
+
       $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
       $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
         ->setType($type)
@@ -153,10 +155,10 @@ final class PhabricatorDifferentialApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
         ->setCount($active);
 
       $waiting = count($waiting);
-      $waiting_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-        $waiting,
-        '%s Reviews Waiting on Others',
-        '%d Review(s) Waiting on Others');
+      $waiting_str = pht(
+        '%s Review(s) Waiting on Others',
+        new PhutilNumber($waiting));
+
       $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_INFO;
       $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
         ->setType($type)
diff --git a/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php b/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
index 232f6f4dca..fad4c0bc8e 100644
--- a/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/flag/application/PhabricatorFlagsApplication.php
@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@ final class PhabricatorFlagsApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
 
   public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
     $status = array();
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
 
     $flags = id(new PhabricatorFlagQuery())
       ->setViewer($user)
@@ -42,10 +43,12 @@ final class PhabricatorFlagsApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
       ->execute();
 
     $count = count($flags);
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Flagged Objects',
-      '%d Flagged Object(s)');
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht('%s+ Flagged Object(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht('%s Flagged Object(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
       ->setType($type)
diff --git a/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php b/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
index 758d85f879..7edb1a12d9 100644
--- a/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/maniphest/application/PhabricatorManiphestApplication.php
@@ -80,16 +80,20 @@ final class PhabricatorManiphestApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
       return $status;
     }
 
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
+
     $query = id(new ManiphestTaskQuery())
       ->setViewer($user)
       ->withStatuses(ManiphestTaskStatus::getOpenStatusConstants())
       ->withOwners(array($user->getPHID()))
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS);
+      ->setLimit($limit);
+
     $count = count($query->execute());
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Assigned Tasks',
-      '%d Assigned Task(s)');
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht('%s+ Assigned Task(s)', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht('%s Assigned Task(s)', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
 
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_WARNING;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
diff --git a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php b/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
index 397838882e..c714e0daa6 100644
--- a/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
+++ b/src/applications/meta/view/PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView.php
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ final class PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView extends AphrontTagView {
           array(
             'class' => 'phabricator-application-attention-count',
           ),
-          PhabricatorApplication::formatStatusCount($count));
+          $this->formatStatusItemCount($count));
         }
 
 
@@ -82,8 +82,9 @@ final class PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView extends AphrontTagView {
           array(
             'class' => 'phabricator-application-warning-count',
           ),
-          PhabricatorApplication::formatStatusCount($counts[$warning]));
+          $this->formatStatusItemCount($counts[$warning]));
         }
+
         if (nonempty($count1) && nonempty($count2)) {
           $numbers = array($count1, ' / ', $count2);
         } else {
@@ -132,4 +133,13 @@ final class PhabricatorApplicationLaunchView extends AphrontTagView {
     );
   }
 
+  private function formatStatusItemCount($count) {
+    $limit = PhabricatorApplication::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      return pht('%s+', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      return pht('%s', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+  }
+
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php b/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
index b3a36687cb..9ab8a61bfd 100644
--- a/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/people/application/PhabricatorPeopleApplication.php
@@ -95,14 +95,14 @@ final class PhabricatorPeopleApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
     if (!$user->getIsAdmin()) {
       return array();
     }
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
 
     $need_approval = id(new PhabricatorPeopleQuery())
       ->setViewer($user)
       ->withIsApproved(false)
       ->withIsDisabled(false)
-      ->setLimit(self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS)
+      ->setLimit($limit)
       ->execute();
-
     if (!$need_approval) {
       return array();
     }
@@ -110,10 +110,16 @@ final class PhabricatorPeopleApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
     $status = array();
 
     $count = count($need_approval);
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Users Need Approval',
-      '%d User(s) Need Approval');
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht(
+        '%s+ User(s) Need Approval',
+        new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht(
+        '%s User(s) Need Approval',
+        new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
       ->setType($type)
diff --git a/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php b/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
index bc0c39994f..bded663ed9 100644
--- a/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/phrequent/application/PhabricatorPhrequentApplication.php
@@ -48,17 +48,18 @@ final class PhabricatorPhrequentApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
 
   public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
     $status = array();
+    $limit = self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS;
 
     // Show number of objects that are currently
     // being tracked for a user.
 
-    $count = PhrequentUserTimeQuery::getUserTotalObjectsTracked(
-      $user,
-      self::MAX_STATUS_ITEMS);
-    $count_str = self::formatStatusCount(
-      $count,
-      '%s Objects Tracked',
-      '%d Object(s) Tracked');
+    $count = PhrequentUserTimeQuery::getUserTotalObjectsTracked($user, $limit);
+    if ($count >= $limit) {
+      $count_str = pht('%s+ Object(s) Tracked', new PhutilNumber($limit - 1));
+    } else {
+      $count_str = pht('%s Object(s) Tracked', new PhutilNumber($count));
+    }
+
     $type = PhabricatorApplicationStatusView::TYPE_NEEDS_ATTENTION;
     $status[] = id(new PhabricatorApplicationStatusView())
       ->setType($type)
diff --git a/src/applications/ponder/application/PhabricatorPonderApplication.php b/src/applications/ponder/application/PhabricatorPonderApplication.php
index 38546a8a7d..886fddcc05 100644
--- a/src/applications/ponder/application/PhabricatorPonderApplication.php
+++ b/src/applications/ponder/application/PhabricatorPonderApplication.php
@@ -28,14 +28,6 @@ final class PhabricatorPonderApplication extends PhabricatorApplication {
     return "\xE2\x97\xB3";
   }
 
-  public function loadStatus(PhabricatorUser $user) {
-    // Replace with "x new unanswered questions" or some such
-    // make sure to use `self::formatStatusCount` and friends...!
-    $status = array();
-
-    return $status;
-  }
-
   public function getRemarkupRules() {
     return array(
       new PonderRemarkupRule(),
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
index 346e37977d..49aba80ade 100644
--- a/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
+++ b/src/infrastructure/internationalization/translation/PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation.php
@@ -55,49 +55,49 @@ final class PhabricatorUSEnglishTranslation
         'There are %d aggregate facts in storage.',
       ),
 
-      '%d Commit(s) Awaiting Audit' => array(
-        '%d Commit Awaiting Audit',
-        '%d Commits Awaiting Audit',
+      '%s Commit(s) Awaiting Audit' => array(
+        '%s Commit Awaiting Audit',
+        '%s Commits Awaiting Audit',
       ),
 
-      '%d Problem Commit(s)' => array(
-        '%d Problem Commit',
-        '%d Problem Commits',
+      '%s Problem Commit(s)' => array(
+        '%s Problem Commit',
+        '%s Problem Commits',
       ),
 
-      '%d Review(s) Blocking Others' => array(
-        '%d Review Blocking Others',
-        '%d Reviews Blocking Others',
+      '%s Review(s) Blocking Others' => array(
+        '%s Review Blocking Others',
+        '%s Reviews Blocking Others',
       ),
 
-      '%d Review(s) Need Attention' => array(
-        '%d Review Needs Attention',
-        '%d Reviews Need Attention',
+      '%s Review(s) Need Attention' => array(
+        '%s Review Needs Attention',
+        '%s Reviews Need Attention',
       ),
 
-      '%d Review(s) Waiting on Others' => array(
-        '%d Review Waiting on Others',
-        '%d Reviews Waiting on Others',
+      '%s Review(s) Waiting on Others' => array(
+        '%s Review Waiting on Others',
+        '%s Reviews Waiting on Others',
       ),
 
-      '%d Active Review(s)' => array(
-        '%d Active Review',
-        '%d Active Reviews',
+      '%s Active Review(s)' => array(
+        '%s Active Review',
+        '%s Active Reviews',
       ),
 
-      '%d Flagged Object(s)' => array(
-        '%d Flagged Object',
-        '%d Flagged Objects',
+      '%s Flagged Object(s)' => array(
+        '%s Flagged Object',
+        '%s Flagged Objects',
       ),
 
-      '%d Object(s) Tracked' => array(
-        '%d Object Tracked',
-        '%d Objects Tracked',
+      '%s Object(s) Tracked' => array(
+        '%s Object Tracked',
+        '%s Objects Tracked',
       ),
 
-      '%d Assigned Task(s)' => array(
-        '%d Assigned Task',
-        '%d Assigned Tasks',
+      '%s Assigned Task(s)' => array(
+        '%s Assigned Task',
+        '%s Assigned Tasks',
       ),
 
       'Show %d Lint Message(s)' => array(