diff --git a/resources/celerity/map.php b/resources/celerity/map.php
index f08c2ddd96..44902c07da 100644
--- a/resources/celerity/map.php
+++ b/resources/celerity/map.php
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
  */
 return array(
   'names' => array(
-    'core.pkg.css' => '30316566',
+    'core.pkg.css' => '3a97c8b9',
     'core.pkg.js' => '1f5f365a',
     'darkconsole.pkg.js' => 'e7393ebb',
     'differential.pkg.css' => '2de124c9',
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-object-item-list-view.css' => '26c30d3f',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pager.css' => 'bea33d23',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-pinboard-view.css' => '2495140e',
-    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => '05546270',
+    'rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css' => 'e8030bb3',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-property-list-view.css' => '27b2849e',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-remarkup-preview.css' => '1a8f2591',
     'rsrc/css/phui/phui-spacing.css' => '042804d6',
@@ -822,7 +822,7 @@ return array(
     'phui-object-item-list-view-css' => '26c30d3f',
     'phui-pager-css' => 'bea33d23',
     'phui-pinboard-view-css' => '2495140e',
-    'phui-profile-menu-css' => '05546270',
+    'phui-profile-menu-css' => 'e8030bb3',
     'phui-property-list-view-css' => '27b2849e',
     'phui-remarkup-preview-css' => '1a8f2591',
     'phui-spacing-css' => '042804d6',
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
index 31ad0d1200..c7dd1287bd 100644
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -2552,6 +2552,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorMetaMTASendGridReceiveController' => 'applications/metamta/controller/PhabricatorMetaMTASendGridReceiveController.php',
     'PhabricatorMetaMTAWorker' => 'applications/metamta/PhabricatorMetaMTAWorker.php',
     'PhabricatorMetronomicTriggerClock' => 'infrastructure/daemon/workers/clock/PhabricatorMetronomicTriggerClock.php',
+    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel' => 'applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'applications/uiexample/examples/PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample.php',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel.php',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'applications/multimeter/application/PhabricatorMultimeterApplication.php',
@@ -6863,6 +6864,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorMetaMTASendGridReceiveController' => 'PhabricatorMetaMTAController',
     'PhabricatorMetaMTAWorker' => 'PhabricatorWorker',
     'PhabricatorMetronomicTriggerClock' => 'PhabricatorTriggerClock',
+    'PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel' => 'PhabricatorProfilePanel',
     'PhabricatorMultiColumnUIExample' => 'PhabricatorUIExample',
     'PhabricatorMultiFactorSettingsPanel' => 'PhabricatorSettingsPanel',
     'PhabricatorMultimeterApplication' => 'PhabricatorApplication',
diff --git a/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php b/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bee5843f75
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/applications/search/profilepanel/PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel.php
@@ -0,0 +1,151 @@
+<?php
+
+final class PhabricatorMotivatorProfilePanel
+  extends PhabricatorProfilePanel {
+
+  const PANELKEY = 'motivator';
+
+  public function getPanelTypeIcon() {
+    return 'fa-coffee';
+  }
+
+  public function getPanelTypeName() {
+    return pht('Motivator');
+  }
+
+  public function canAddToObject($object) {
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  public function getDisplayName(
+    PhabricatorProfilePanelConfiguration $config) {
+
+    $options = $this->getOptions();
+    $name = idx($options, $config->getPanelProperty('source'));
+    if ($name !== null) {
+      return pht('Motivator: %s', $name);
+    } else {
+      return pht('Motivator');
+    }
+  }
+
+  public function buildEditEngineFields(
+    PhabricatorProfilePanelConfiguration $config) {
+    return array(
+      id(new PhabricatorInstructionsEditField())
+        ->setValue(
+          pht(
+            'Motivate your team with inspirational quotes from great minds. '.
+            'This panel shows a new quote every day.')),
+      id(new PhabricatorSelectEditField())
+        ->setKey('source')
+        ->setLabel(pht('Source'))
+        ->setOptions($this->getOptions()),
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function getOptions() {
+    return array(
+      'catfacts' => pht('Cat Facts'),
+    );
+  }
+
+  protected function newNavigationMenuItems(
+    PhabricatorProfilePanelConfiguration $config) {
+
+    $source = $config->getPanelProperty('source');
+
+    switch ($source) {
+      case 'catfacts':
+      default:
+        $facts = $this->getCatFacts();
+        break;
+    }
+
+    $fact = $this->selectFact($facts);
+
+    switch ($source) {
+      case 'catfacts':
+      default:
+        $fact = array(
+          id(new PHUIIconView())->setIconFont('fa-paw'),
+          ' ',
+          $fact,
+        );
+        break;
+    }
+
+    $fact = phutil_tag(
+      'div',
+      array(
+        'class' => 'phui-motivator',
+      ),
+      $fact);
+
+    $item = $this->newItem()
+      ->appendChild($fact);
+
+    return array(
+      $item,
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function getCatFacts() {
+    return array(
+      pht('Cats purr when they are happy, upset, or asleep.'),
+      pht('The first cats evolved on the savanah about 8,000 years ago.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats have a tail, two feet, between one and three ears, and two '.
+        'other feet.'),
+      pht('Cats use their keen sense of smell to avoid feeling empathy.'),
+      pht('The first cats evolved in swamps about 65 years ago.'),
+      pht(
+        'You can tell how warm a cat is by examining the coloration: cooler '.
+        'areas are darker.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cat tails are flexible because they contain thousands of tiny '.
+        'bones.'),
+      pht(
+        'A cattail is a wetland plant with an appearance that resembles '.
+        'the tail of a cat.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats must eat a diet rich in fish to replace the tiny bones in '.
+        'their tails.'),
+      pht('Cats are stealthy predators and nearly invisible to radar.'),
+      pht(
+        'Cats use a special type of magnetism to help them land on their '.
+        'feet.'),
+      pht(
+        'A cat can run seven times faster than a human, but only for a '.
+        'short distance.'),
+      pht(
+        'The largest recorded cat was nearly 11 inches long from nose to '.
+        'tail.'),
+      pht(
+        'Not all cats can retract their claws, but most of them can.'),
+      pht(
+        'In the wild, cats and racooons sometimes hunt together in packs.'),
+      pht(
+        'The Spanish word for cat is "cato". The biggest cat is called '.
+        '"el cato".'),
+      pht(
+        'The Japanese word for cat is "kome", which is also the word for '.
+        'rice. Japanese cats love to eat rice, so the two are synonymous.'),
+    );
+  }
+
+  private function selectFact(array $facts) {
+    // This is a simple pseudorandom number generator that avoids touching
+    // srand(), because it would seed it to a highly predictable value. It
+    // selects a new fact every day.
+
+    $seed = ((int)date('Y') * 366) + (int)date('z');
+    for ($ii = 0; $ii < 32; $ii++) {
+      $seed = ((1664525 * $seed) + 1013904223) % (1 << 31);
+    }
+
+    return $facts[$seed % count($facts)];
+  }
+
+
+}
diff --git a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
index ed874954f9..6616876077 100644
--- a/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
+++ b/webroot/rsrc/css/phui/phui-profile-menu.css
@@ -48,7 +48,8 @@
 }
 
 .phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-list-item-icon,
-.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-icon-view {
+.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu
+  .phui-list-item-href .phui-icon-view {
   position: absolute;
   left: 13px;
   top: 12px;
@@ -91,3 +92,16 @@
   margin: 4px 0;
   border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.200);
 }
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-motivator {
+  white-space: normal;
+  padding: 18px 15px;
+  font-size: 12px;
+  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+}
+
+.phui-profile-menu .phabricator-side-menu .phui-motivator .phui-icon-view {
+  position: static;
+  font-size: 12px;
+  color: {$menu.profile.text};
+}