Remove Konami code easter egg

Summary:
This is cool in theory, but has broken like 5 times and is broken now too. The CSS magic just isn't robust enough to keep up with CSS changes.

Just strip it out for now; if we come up with some more durable replacement we can put that back in its place.

Test Plan: Typed konami code, page didn't break horribly.

Reviewers: chad, btrahan

Reviewed By: btrahan

Subscribers: epriestley

Differential Revision: https://secure.phabricator.com/D12039

resources/celerity/map.php

@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/css/application/config/config-welcome.css' => '6abd79be',
     'rsrc/css/application/config/setup-issue.css' => '22270af2',
     'rsrc/css/application/config/unhandled-exception.css' => '37d4f9a2',
-    'rsrc/css/application/conpherence/durable-column.css' => '7abcc3f2',
+    'rsrc/css/application/conpherence/durable-column.css' => '9207426d',
     'rsrc/css/application/conpherence/menu.css' => 'c6ac5299',
     'rsrc/css/application/conpherence/message-pane.css' => '5930260a',
     'rsrc/css/application/conpherence/notification.css' => '04a6e10a',
@@ -353,7 +353,7 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/js/application/auth/behavior-persona-login.js' => '9414ff18',
     'rsrc/js/application/config/behavior-reorder-fields.js' => '14a827de',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/ConpherenceThreadManager.js' => 'efef202b',
-    'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-durable-column.js' => 'aa3b6c22',
+    'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-durable-column.js' => '1eef9f26',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-menu.js' => 'e476c952',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-pontificate.js' => '21ba5861',
     'rsrc/js/application/conpherence/behavior-quicksand-blacklist.js' => '7927a7d3',
@@ -470,7 +470,6 @@ return array(
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-hovercard.js' => 'f36e01af',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-keyboard-pager.js' => 'a8da01f0',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-keyboard-shortcuts.js' => 'd75709e6',
-    'rsrc/js/core/behavior-konami.js' => '5bc2cb21',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-lightbox-attachments.js' => 'f8ba29d7',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-line-linker.js' => '1499a8cb',
     'rsrc/js/core/behavior-more.js' => 'a80d0378',
@@ -515,7 +514,7 @@ return array(
     'changeset-view-manager' => '88be0133',
     'config-options-css' => '7fedf08b',
     'config-welcome-css' => '6abd79be',
-    'conpherence-durable-column-view' => '7abcc3f2',
+    'conpherence-durable-column-view' => '9207426d',
     'conpherence-menu-css' => 'c6ac5299',
     'conpherence-message-pane-css' => '5930260a',
     'conpherence-notification-css' => '04a6e10a',
@@ -586,7 +585,7 @@ return array(
     'javelin-behavior-diffusion-locate-file' => '6d3e1947',
     'javelin-behavior-diffusion-pull-lastmodified' => '2b228192',
     'javelin-behavior-doorkeeper-tag' => 'e5822781',
-    'javelin-behavior-durable-column' => 'aa3b6c22',
+    'javelin-behavior-durable-column' => '1eef9f26',
     'javelin-behavior-error-log' => '6882e80a',
     'javelin-behavior-fancy-datepicker' => 'c51ae228',
     'javelin-behavior-global-drag-and-drop' => '07f199d8',
@@ -594,7 +593,6 @@ return array(
     'javelin-behavior-high-security-warning' => '8fc1c918',
     'javelin-behavior-history-install' => '7ee2b591',
     'javelin-behavior-icon-composer' => '8ef9ab58',
-    'javelin-behavior-konami' => '5bc2cb21',
     'javelin-behavior-launch-icon-composer' => '48086888',
     'javelin-behavior-lightbox-attachments' => 'f8ba29d7',
     'javelin-behavior-line-chart' => '88f0c5b3',
@@ -956,6 +954,15 @@ return array(
       'javelin-dom',
       'javelin-reactor-dom',
     ),
+    '1eef9f26' => array(
+      'javelin-behavior',
+      'javelin-dom',
+      'javelin-stratcom',
+      'javelin-scrollbar',
+      'javelin-quicksand',
+      'phabricator-keyboard-shortcut',
+      'conpherence-thread-manager',
+    ),
     '1feea462' => array(
       'javelin-install',
       'javelin-dom',
@@ -1657,15 +1664,6 @@ return array(
       'javelin-util',
       'phabricator-prefab',
     ),
-    'aa3b6c22' => array(
-      'javelin-behavior',
-      'javelin-dom',
-      'javelin-stratcom',
-      'javelin-scrollbar',
-      'javelin-quicksand',
-      'phabricator-keyboard-shortcut',
-      'conpherence-thread-manager',
-    ),
     'b1f0ccee' => array(
       'javelin-install',
       'javelin-dom',
@@ -2128,7 +2126,6 @@ return array(
       'phabricator-notification',
       'javelin-behavior-aphlict-listen',
       'javelin-behavior-phabricator-search-typeahead',
-      'javelin-behavior-konami',
       'javelin-behavior-aphlict-dropdown',
       'javelin-behavior-history-install',
       'javelin-behavior-phabricator-gesture',

resources/celerity/packages.php

@@ -49,7 +49,6 @@ return array(
     'phabricator-notification',
     'javelin-behavior-aphlict-listen',
     'javelin-behavior-phabricator-search-typeahead',
-    'javelin-behavior-konami',
     'javelin-behavior-aphlict-dropdown',
     'javelin-behavior-history-install',
     'javelin-behavior-phabricator-gesture',

src/view/page/PhabricatorStandardPageView.php

@@ -197,7 +197,6 @@ final class PhabricatorStandardPageView extends PhabricatorBarePageView {
 
     Javelin::initBehavior('aphront-form-disable-on-submit');
     Javelin::initBehavior('toggle-class', array());
-    Javelin::initBehavior('konami', array());
     Javelin::initBehavior('history-install');
     Javelin::initBehavior('phabricator-gesture');
 

webroot/rsrc/js/core/behavior-konami.js

@@ -1,104 +0,0 @@
-/**
- * @provides javelin-behavior-konami
- * @requires javelin-behavior
- *           javelin-stratcom
- */
-
-JX.behavior('konami', function() {
-  var sequence = [ 38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66, 65, 13 ];
-  var seen = [];
-
-  JX.Stratcom.listen('keyup', null, function(e) {
-    if (!sequence) {
-      return;
-    }
-
-    seen.push(e.getRawEvent().keyCode);
-
-    while (seen.length) {
-      var mismatch = false;
-      for (var i = 0; i < seen.length; ++i) {
-        if (seen[i] != sequence[i]) {
-          mismatch = true;
-          break;
-        }
-      }
-      if (!mismatch) {
-        break;
-      }
-      seen.shift();
-    }
-
-    if (seen.length == sequence.length) {
-      sequence = seen = null;
-      activate();
-    }
-  });
-
-  var prefixes = { '-webkit-': 1, '-moz-': 1, '-o-': 1, '-ms-': 1, '': 1 };
-
-  function generateCSS(selector, props) {
-    var ret = selector + '{';
-    for (var key in props) {
-      ret += key + ':' + props[key] + ';';
-    }
-    return ret + '}';
-  }
-
-  function generateAllCSS(selector, props) {
-    var more_props = {};
-    for (var key in props) {
-      for (var prefix in prefixes) {
-        more_props[prefix + key] = props[key];
-      }
-    }
-    return generateCSS(selector, more_props);
-  }
-
-  function modifyCSS(rule, key, value) {
-    rule.setProperty(key, value, '');
-  }
-
-  function modifyAllCSS(rule, key, value) {
-    for (var prefix in prefixes) {
-      modifyCSS(rule, prefix + key, value);
-    }
-  }
-
-  var top_rule;
-
-  function activate() {
-    var matrix = document.createElement('style');
-    matrix.textContent = [
-      generateAllCSS('html', {
-        background: '#000'
-      }),
-      generateAllCSS('body', {
-        perspective: '2048px',
-        background: 'transparent'
-      }),
-      generateAllCSS('*', {
-        'transform-style': 'preserve-3d'
-      }),
-      generateAllCSS('body > *', {
-      })
-    ].join('\n');
-    document.head.appendChild(matrix);
-
-    top_rule = matrix.sheet.cssRules[3].style;
-
-    var first_event = null;
-    document.body.addEventListener('mousemove', function(e) {
-      if (!first_event) {
-        first_event = {x: e.screenX, y: e.screenY};
-      }
-      var dx = (e.screenX - first_event.x);
-      var dy = (e.screenY - first_event.y);
-
-      var x = -(dx / window.innerWidth) * (Math.PI / 2);
-      var y = (dy / window.innerHeight) * (Math.PI / 2);
-      var body_rotate = 'rotateY(' + x + 'rad) rotateX(' + y + 'rad)';
-      modifyAllCSS(top_rule, 'transform', body_rotate);
-    }, false);
-  }
-});