diff --git a/resources/sql/autopatches/20190101.sms.01.drop.sql b/resources/sql/autopatches/20190101.sms.01.drop.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b233f7ab78
--- /dev/null
+++ b/resources/sql/autopatches/20190101.sms.01.drop.sql
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+DROP TABLE {$NAMESPACE}_metamta.sms;
diff --git a/scripts/sms/manage_sms.php b/scripts/sms/manage_sms.php
deleted file mode 100755
index 25a41d5d48..0000000000
--- a/scripts/sms/manage_sms.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,21 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env php
-<?php
-
-$root = dirname(dirname(dirname(__FILE__)));
-require_once $root.'/scripts/__init_script__.php';
-
-$args = new PhutilArgumentParser($argv);
-$args->setTagline(pht('manage SMS'));
-$args->setSynopsis(<<<EOSYNOPSIS
-**sms** __command__ [__options__]
-    Manage Phabricator SMS stuff.
-
-EOSYNOPSIS
-  );
-$args->parseStandardArguments();
-
-$workflows = id(new PhutilClassMapQuery())
-  ->setAncestorClass('PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow')
-  ->execute();
-$workflows[] = new PhutilHelpArgumentWorkflow();
-$args->parseWorkflows($workflows);
diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
index f96f2f8583..5b9e818765 100644
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -4239,19 +4239,6 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorResourceSite' => 'aphront/site/PhabricatorResourceSite.php',
     'PhabricatorRobotsController' => 'applications/system/controller/PhabricatorRobotsController.php',
     'PhabricatorS3FileStorageEngine' => 'applications/files/engine/PhabricatorS3FileStorageEngine.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMS' => 'infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMS.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions' => 'applications/config/option/PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSDAO' => 'infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMSDAO.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker' => 'infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter' => 'infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter' => 'infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter' => 'infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow' => 'infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow' => 'infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow' => 'infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow' => 'infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSSendWorker' => 'infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSSendWorker.php',
-    'PhabricatorSMSWorker' => 'infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSWorker.php',
     'PhabricatorSQLPatchList' => 'infrastructure/storage/patch/PhabricatorSQLPatchList.php',
     'PhabricatorSSHKeyGenerator' => 'infrastructure/util/PhabricatorSSHKeyGenerator.php',
     'PhabricatorSSHKeysSettingsPanel' => 'applications/settings/panel/PhabricatorSSHKeysSettingsPanel.php',
@@ -10269,19 +10256,6 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorResourceSite' => 'PhabricatorSite',
     'PhabricatorRobotsController' => 'PhabricatorController',
     'PhabricatorS3FileStorageEngine' => 'PhabricatorFileStorageEngine',
-    'PhabricatorSMS' => 'PhabricatorSMSDAO',
-    'PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions' => 'PhabricatorApplicationConfigOptions',
-    'PhabricatorSMSDAO' => 'PhabricatorLiskDAO',
-    'PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker' => 'PhabricatorSMSWorker',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter' => 'Phobject',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter' => 'PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter',
-    'PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter' => 'PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow',
-    'PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow' => 'PhabricatorManagementWorkflow',
-    'PhabricatorSMSSendWorker' => 'PhabricatorSMSWorker',
-    'PhabricatorSMSWorker' => 'PhabricatorWorker',
     'PhabricatorSQLPatchList' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorSSHKeyGenerator' => 'Phobject',
     'PhabricatorSSHKeysSettingsPanel' => 'PhabricatorSettingsPanel',
diff --git a/src/applications/config/option/PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions.php b/src/applications/config/option/PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 08f2e50ee1..0000000000
--- a/src/applications/config/option/PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,60 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSConfigOptions
-  extends PhabricatorApplicationConfigOptions {
-
-  public function getName() {
-    return pht('SMS');
-  }
-
-  public function getDescription() {
-    return pht('Configure SMS.');
-  }
-
-  public function getIcon() {
-    return 'fa-mobile';
-  }
-
-  public function getGroup() {
-    return 'core';
-  }
-
-  public function getOptions() {
-    $adapter_description = pht(
-      'Adapter class to use to transmit SMS to an external provider. A given '.
-      'external provider will most likely need more configuration which will '.
-      'most likely require registration and payment for the service.');
-
-    return array(
-      $this->newOption(
-        'sms.default-sender',
-        'string',
-        null)
-        ->setDescription(pht('Default "from" number.'))
-        ->addExample('8675309', 'Jenny still has this number')
-        ->addExample('18005555555', 'Maybe not a real number'),
-      $this->newOption(
-        'sms.default-adapter',
-        'class',
-        null)
-        ->setBaseClass('PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter')
-        ->setSummary(pht('Control how SMS is sent.'))
-        ->setDescription($adapter_description),
-      $this->newOption(
-        'twilio.account-sid',
-        'string',
-        null)
-        ->setDescription(pht('Account ID on Twilio service.'))
-        ->setLocked(true)
-        ->addExample('gf5kzccfn2sfknpnadvz7kokv6nz5v', pht('30 characters')),
-      $this->newOption(
-        'twilio.auth-token',
-        'string',
-        null)
-        ->setDescription(pht('Authorization token from Twilio service.'))
-        ->setHidden(true)
-        ->addExample('f3jsi4i67wiwt6w54hf2zwvy3fjf5h', pht('30 characters')),
-    );
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 84325774ff..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,88 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-abstract class PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter extends Phobject {
-
-  private $fromNumber;
-  private $toNumber;
-  private $body;
-
-  public function setFrom($number) {
-    $this->fromNumber = $number;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getFrom() {
-    return $this->fromNumber;
-  }
-
-  public function setTo($number) {
-    $this->toNumber = $number;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getTo() {
-    return $this->toNumber;
-  }
-
-  public function setBody($body) {
-    $this->body = $body;
-    return $this;
-  }
-
-  public function getBody() {
-    return $this->body;
-  }
-
-  /**
-   * 16 characters or less, to be used in database columns and exposed
-   * to administrators during configuration directly.
-   */
-  abstract public function getProviderShortName();
-
-  /**
-   * Send the message. Generally, this means connecting to some service and
-   * handing data to it. SMS APIs are generally asynchronous, so truly
-   * determining success or failure is probably impossible synchronously.
-   *
-   * That said, if the adapter determines that the SMS will never be
-   * deliverable, or there is some other known failure, it should throw
-   * an exception.
-   *
-   * @return null
-   */
-  abstract public function send();
-
-  /**
-   * Most (all?) SMS APIs are asynchronous, but some do send back some
-   * initial information. Use this hook to determine what the updated
-   * sentStatus should be and what the provider is using for an SMS ID,
-   * as well as throw exceptions if there are any failures.
-   *
-   * @return array Tuple of ($sms_id and $sent_status)
-   */
-  abstract public function getSMSDataFromResult($result);
-
-  /**
-   * Due to the asynchronous nature of sending SMS messages, it can be
-   * necessary to poll the provider regarding the sent status of a given
-   * sms.
-   *
-   * For now, this *MUST* be implemented and *MUST* work.
-   */
-  abstract public function pollSMSSentStatus(PhabricatorSMS $sms);
-
-  /**
-   * Convenience function to handle sending an SMS.
-   */
-  public static function sendSMS(array $to_numbers, $body) {
-    PhabricatorWorker::scheduleTask(
-      'PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker',
-      array(
-        'toNumbers'  => $to_numbers,
-        'body'       => $body,
-      ),
-      array(
-        'priority' => PhabricatorWorker::PRIORITY_ALERTS,
-      ));
-  }
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 317ea7146b..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-/**
- * This is useful for testing, but otherwise your SMS ends up in a blackhole.
- */
-final class PhabricatorSMSImplementationTestBlackholeAdapter
-  extends PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter {
-
-  public function getProviderShortName() {
-    return 'testtesttest';
-  }
-
-  public function send() {
-    // I guess this is what a blackhole looks like
-  }
-
-  public function getSMSDataFromResult($result) {
-    return array(
-      Filesystem::readRandomCharacters(40),
-      PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT,
-    );
-  }
-
-  public function pollSMSSentStatus(PhabricatorSMS $sms) {
-    if ($sms->getID()) {
-      return PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT;
-    }
-    return PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT_UNCONFIRMED;
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 56a91f7caf..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/adapter/PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,99 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSImplementationTwilioAdapter
-  extends PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter {
-
-  public function getProviderShortName() {
-    return 'twilio';
-  }
-
-  /**
-   * @phutil-external-symbol class Services_Twilio
-   */
-  private function buildClient() {
-    $root = dirname(phutil_get_library_root('phabricator'));
-    require_once $root.'/externals/twilio-php/Services/Twilio.php';
-    $account_sid = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('twilio.account-sid');
-    $auth_token = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('twilio.auth-token');
-    return new Services_Twilio($account_sid, $auth_token);
-  }
-
-  /**
-   * @phutil-external-symbol class Services_Twilio_RestException
-   */
-  public function send() {
-    $client = $this->buildClient();
-
-    try {
-      $message = $client->account->sms_messages->create(
-        $this->formatNumberForSMS($this->getFrom()),
-        $this->formatNumberForSMS($this->getTo()),
-        $this->getBody(),
-        array());
-    } catch (Services_Twilio_RestException $e) {
-      $message = sprintf(
-        'HTTP Code %d: %s',
-        $e->getStatus(),
-        $e->getMessage());
-
-      // Twilio tries to provide a link to more specific details if they can.
-      if ($e->getInfo()) {
-        $message .= sprintf(' For more information, see %s.', $e->getInfo());
-      }
-      throw new PhabricatorWorkerPermanentFailureException($message);
-    }
-    return $message;
-  }
-
-  public function getSMSDataFromResult($result) {
-    return array($result->sid, $this->getSMSStatus($result->status));
-  }
-
-  public function pollSMSSentStatus(PhabricatorSMS $sms) {
-    $client = $this->buildClient();
-    $message = $client->account->messages->get($sms->getProviderSMSID());
-
-    return $this->getSMSStatus($message->status);
-  }
-
-  /**
-   * See https://www.twilio.com/docs/api/rest/sms#sms-status-values.
-   */
-  private function getSMSStatus($twilio_status) {
-    switch ($twilio_status) {
-      case 'failed':
-        $status = PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_FAILED;
-        break;
-      case 'sent':
-        $status = PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT;
-        break;
-      case 'sending':
-      case 'queued':
-      default:
-        $status = PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT_UNCONFIRMED;
-        break;
-    }
-    return $status;
-  }
-
-  /**
-   * We expect numbers to be plainly entered - i.e. the preg_replace here
-   * should do nothing - but try hard to format anyway.
-   *
-   * Twilio uses E164 format, e.g. +15551234567
-   */
-  private function formatNumberForSMS($number) {
-    $number = preg_replace('/[^0-9]/', '', $number);
-    $first_char = substr($number, 0, 1);
-    switch ($first_char) {
-      case '1':
-        $prepend = '+';
-        break;
-      default:
-        $prepend = '+1';
-        break;
-    }
-    return $prepend.$number;
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 5766201667..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,54 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSManagementListOutboundWorkflow
-  extends PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow {
-
-  protected function didConstruct() {
-    $this
-      ->setName('list-outbound')
-      ->setSynopsis(pht('List outbound SMS messages sent by Phabricator.'))
-      ->setExamples('**list-outbound**')
-      ->setArguments(
-        array(
-          array(
-            'name'    => 'limit',
-            'param'   => 'N',
-            'default' => 100,
-            'help'    => pht(
-              'Show a specific number of SMS messages (default 100).'),
-          ),
-        ));
-  }
-
-  public function execute(PhutilArgumentParser $args) {
-    $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
-    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
-
-    $sms_messages = id(new PhabricatorSMS())->loadAllWhere(
-      '1 = 1 ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT %d',
-      $args->getArg('limit'));
-
-    if (!$sms_messages) {
-      $console->writeErr("%s\n", pht('No sent SMS.'));
-      return 0;
-    }
-
-    $table = id(new PhutilConsoleTable())
-      ->setShowHeader(false)
-      ->addColumn('id',     array('title' => pht('ID')))
-      ->addColumn('status', array('title' => pht('Status')))
-      ->addColumn('recv',   array('title' => pht('Recipient')));
-
-    foreach (array_reverse($sms_messages) as $sms) {
-      $table->addRow(array(
-        'id'     => $sms->getID(),
-        'status' => $sms->getSendStatus(),
-        'recv'   => $sms->getToNumber(),
-      ));
-    }
-
-    $table->draw();
-    return 0;
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 7bb4573099..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,47 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSManagementSendTestWorkflow
-  extends PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow {
-
-  protected function didConstruct() {
-    $this
-      ->setName('send-test')
-      ->setSynopsis(
-        pht(
-          'Simulate sending an SMS. This may be useful to test your SMS '.
-          'configuration, or while developing new SMS adapters.'))
-      ->setExamples("**send-test** --to 12345678 --body 'pizza time yet?'")
-      ->setArguments(
-        array(
-          array(
-            'name'    => 'to',
-            'param'   => 'number',
-            'help'    => pht('Send SMS "To:" the specified number.'),
-            'repeat'  => true,
-          ),
-          array(
-            'name'    => 'body',
-            'param'   => 'text',
-            'help'    => pht('Send SMS with the specified body.'),
-          ),
-        ));
-  }
-
-  public function execute(PhutilArgumentParser $args) {
-    $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
-    $viewer = $this->getViewer();
-
-    $tos = $args->getArg('to');
-    $body = $args->getArg('body');
-
-    PhabricatorWorker::setRunAllTasksInProcess(true);
-    PhabricatorSMSImplementationAdapter::sendSMS($tos, $body);
-
-    $console->writeErr(
-      "%s\n\n    phabricator/ $ ./bin/sms list-outbound \n\n",
-      pht(
-        'Send completed! You can view the list of SMS messages sent by '.
-        'running this command:'));
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 19a306b6da..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,72 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSManagementShowOutboundWorkflow
-  extends PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow {
-
-  protected function didConstruct() {
-    $this
-      ->setName('show-outbound')
-      ->setSynopsis(pht('Show diagnostic details about outbound SMS.'))
-      ->setExamples(
-        '**show-outbound** --id 1 --id 2')
-      ->setArguments(
-        array(
-          array(
-            'name'    => 'id',
-            'param'   => 'id',
-            'help'    => pht('Show details about outbound SMS with given ID.'),
-            'repeat'  => true,
-          ),
-        ));
-  }
-
-  public function execute(PhutilArgumentParser $args) {
-    $console = PhutilConsole::getConsole();
-
-    $ids = $args->getArg('id');
-    if (!$ids) {
-      throw new PhutilArgumentUsageException(
-        pht(
-          "Use the '%s' flag to specify one or more SMS messages to show.",
-          '--id'));
-    }
-
-    $messages = id(new PhabricatorSMS())->loadAllWhere(
-      'id IN (%Ld)',
-      $ids);
-
-    if ($ids) {
-      $ids = array_fuse($ids);
-      $missing = array_diff_key($ids, $messages);
-      if ($missing) {
-        throw new PhutilArgumentUsageException(
-          pht(
-            'Some specified SMS messages do not exist: %s',
-            implode(', ', array_keys($missing))));
-      }
-    }
-
-    $last_key = last_key($messages);
-    foreach ($messages as $message_key => $message) {
-      $info = array();
-
-      $info[] = pht('PROPERTIES');
-      $info[] = pht('ID: %d', $message->getID());
-      $info[] = pht('Status: %s', $message->getSendStatus());
-      $info[] = pht('To: %s', $message->getToNumber());
-      $info[] = pht('From: %s', $message->getFromNumber());
-
-      $info[] = null;
-      $info[] = pht('BODY');
-      $info[] = $message->getBody();
-      $info[] = null;
-
-      $console->writeOut('%s', implode("\n", $info));
-
-      if ($message_key != $last_key) {
-        $console->writeOut("\n%s\n\n", str_repeat('-', 80));
-      }
-    }
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 64bc65e2e5..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/management/PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-abstract class PhabricatorSMSManagementWorkflow
-  extends PhabricatorManagementWorkflow {}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMS.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMS.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 7b6c85f159..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMS.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,75 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMS
-  extends PhabricatorSMSDAO {
-
-  const MAXIMUM_SEND_TRIES        = 5;
-
-  /**
-   * Status constants should be 16 characters or less. See status entries
-   * for details on what they indicate about the underlying SMS.
-   */
-
-  // in the beginning, all SMS are unsent
-  const STATUS_UNSENT             = 'unsent';
-  // that nebulous time when we've sent it from Phabricator but haven't
-  // heard anything from the external API
-  const STATUS_SENT_UNCONFIRMED   = 'sent-unconfirmed';
-  // "success"
-  const STATUS_SENT               = 'sent';
-  // "fail" but we'll try again
-  const STATUS_FAILED             = 'failed';
-  // we're giving up on our external API partner
-  const STATUS_FAILED_PERMANENTLY = 'permafailed';
-
-  const SHORTNAME_PLACEHOLDER     = 'phabricator';
-
-  protected $providerShortName;
-  protected $providerSMSID;
-  // numbers can be up to 20 digits long
-  protected $toNumber;
-  protected $fromNumber;
-  protected $body;
-  protected $sendStatus;
-
-  public static function initializeNewSMS($body) {
-    // NOTE: these values will be updated to correct values when the
-    // SMS is sent for the first time. In particular, the ProviderShortName
-    // and ProviderSMSID are totally garbage data before a send it attempted.
-    return id(new PhabricatorSMS())
-      ->setBody($body)
-      ->setSendStatus(self::STATUS_UNSENT)
-      ->setProviderShortName(self::SHORTNAME_PLACEHOLDER)
-      ->setProviderSMSID(Filesystem::readRandomCharacters(40));
-  }
-
-  protected function getConfiguration() {
-    return array(
-      self::CONFIG_COLUMN_SCHEMA => array(
-        'providerShortName' => 'text16',
-        'providerSMSID' => 'text40',
-        'toNumber' => 'text20',
-        'fromNumber' => 'text20?',
-        'body' => 'text',
-        'sendStatus' => 'text16?',
-      ),
-      self::CONFIG_KEY_SCHEMA => array(
-        'key_provider' => array(
-          'columns' => array('providerSMSID', 'providerShortName'),
-          'unique' => true,
-        ),
-      ),
-    ) + parent::getConfiguration();
-  }
-
-  public function getTableName() {
-    // Slightly non-standard, but otherwise this class needs "MetaMTA" in its
-    // name. :/
-    return 'sms';
-  }
-
-  public function hasBeenSentAtLeastOnce() {
-    return ($this->getProviderShortName() !=
-      self::SHORTNAME_PLACEHOLDER);
-  }
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMSDAO.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMSDAO.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 90ed3dee14..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/storage/PhabricatorSMSDAO.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-abstract class PhabricatorSMSDAO
-  extends PhabricatorLiskDAO {
-
-
-  public function getApplicationName() {
-    return 'metamta';
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 60baa0dbd8..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSDemultiplexWorker extends PhabricatorSMSWorker {
-
-  protected function doWork() {
-    $viewer = PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser();
-
-    $task_data = $this->getTaskData();
-
-    $to_numbers = idx($task_data, 'toNumbers');
-    if (!$to_numbers) {
-      // If we don't have any to numbers, don't send any sms.
-      return;
-    }
-
-    foreach ($to_numbers as $number) {
-      // NOTE: we will set the fromNumber and the proper provider data
-      // in the `PhabricatorSMSSendWorker`.
-      $sms = PhabricatorSMS::initializeNewSMS($task_data['body']);
-      $sms->setToNumber($number);
-      $sms->save();
-      $this->queueTask(
-        'PhabricatorSMSSendWorker',
-        array(
-          'smsID' => $sms->getID(),
-        ));
-    }
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSSendWorker.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSSendWorker.php
deleted file mode 100644
index d7fefe25d0..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSSendWorker.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,85 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-final class PhabricatorSMSSendWorker extends PhabricatorSMSWorker {
-
-  public function getMaximumRetryCount() {
-    return PhabricatorSMS::MAXIMUM_SEND_TRIES;
-  }
-
-  public function getWaitBeforeRetry(PhabricatorWorkerTask $task) {
-    return phutil_units('1 minute in seconds');
-  }
-
-  protected function doWork() {
-    $viewer = PhabricatorUser::getOmnipotentUser();
-
-    $task_data = $this->getTaskData();
-
-    $sms = id(new PhabricatorSMS())
-      ->loadOneWhere('id = %d', $task_data['smsID']);
-
-    if (!$sms) {
-      throw new PhabricatorWorkerPermanentFailureException(
-        pht('SMS object was not found.'));
-    }
-
-    // this has the potential to be updated asynchronously
-    if ($sms->getSendStatus() == PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT) {
-      return;
-    }
-
-    $adapter = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('sms.default-adapter');
-    $adapter = newv($adapter, array());
-    if ($sms->hasBeenSentAtLeastOnce()) {
-      $up_to_date_status = $adapter->pollSMSSentStatus($sms);
-      if ($up_to_date_status) {
-        $sms->setSendStatus($up_to_date_status);
-        if ($up_to_date_status  == PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_SENT) {
-          $sms->save();
-          return;
-        }
-      }
-      // TODO - re-jigger this so we can try if appropos (e.g. rate limiting)
-      return;
-    }
-
-    $from_number = PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('sms.default-sender');
-    // always set the from number if we get this far in case of configuration
-    // changes.
-    $sms->setFromNumber($from_number);
-
-    $adapter->setTo($sms->getToNumber());
-    $adapter->setFrom($sms->getFromNumber());
-    $adapter->setBody($sms->getBody());
-    // give the provider name the same treatment as phone number
-    $sms->setProviderShortName($adapter->getProviderShortName());
-
-    if (PhabricatorEnv::getEnvConfig('phabricator.silent')) {
-      $sms->setSendStatus(PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_FAILED_PERMANENTLY);
-      $sms->save();
-      throw new PhabricatorWorkerPermanentFailureException(
-        pht(
-          'Phabricator is running in silent mode. See `%s` '.
-          'in the configuration to change this setting.',
-          'phabricator.silent'));
-    }
-
-    try {
-      $result = $adapter->send();
-      list($sms_id, $sent_status) = $adapter->getSMSDataFromResult($result);
-    } catch (PhabricatorWorkerPermanentFailureException $e) {
-      $sms->setSendStatus(PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_FAILED_PERMANENTLY);
-      $sms->save();
-      throw $e;
-    } catch (Exception $e) {
-      $sms->setSendStatus(PhabricatorSMS::STATUS_FAILED_PERMANENTLY);
-      $sms->save();
-      throw new PhabricatorWorkerPermanentFailureException(
-        $e->getMessage());
-    }
-    $sms->setProviderSMSID($sms_id);
-    $sms->setSendStatus($sent_status);
-    $sms->save();
-  }
-
-}
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSWorker.php b/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSWorker.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 7b8f851eaa..0000000000
--- a/src/infrastructure/sms/worker/PhabricatorSMSWorker.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-abstract class PhabricatorSMSWorker
-  extends PhabricatorWorker {}