diff --git a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
index 324b22991c..6331372f25 100644
--- a/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
+++ b/src/__phutil_library_map__.php
@@ -883,6 +883,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorHelpKeyboardShortcutController' => 'applications/help/controller/PhabricatorHelpKeyboardShortcutController.php',
     'PhabricatorIRCBot' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/PhabricatorIRCBot.php',
     'PhabricatorIRCDifferentialNotificationHandler' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCDifferentialNotificationHandler.php',
+    'PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler.php',
     'PhabricatorIRCHandler' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCHandler.php',
     'PhabricatorIRCLogHandler' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCLogHandler.php',
     'PhabricatorIRCMacroHandler' => 'infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCMacroHandler.php',
@@ -2262,6 +2263,7 @@ phutil_register_library_map(array(
     'PhabricatorHelpKeyboardShortcutController' => 'PhabricatorHelpController',
     'PhabricatorIRCBot' => 'PhabricatorDaemon',
     'PhabricatorIRCDifferentialNotificationHandler' => 'PhabricatorIRCHandler',
+    'PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler' => 'PhabricatorIRCHandler',
     'PhabricatorIRCLogHandler' => 'PhabricatorIRCHandler',
     'PhabricatorIRCMacroHandler' => 'PhabricatorIRCHandler',
     'PhabricatorIRCObjectNameHandler' => 'PhabricatorIRCHandler',
diff --git a/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler.php b/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..6f45ed936f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/infrastructure/daemon/irc/handler/PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler.php
@@ -0,0 +1,159 @@
+<?php
+
+/**
+ * Watches the feed and puts notifications into channel(s) of choice
+ *
+ * @group irc
+ */
+final class PhabricatorIRCFeedNotificationHandler
+  extends PhabricatorIRCHandler {
+
+  private $startupDelay = 30;
+  private $lastSeenChronoKey = 0;
+
+  private function shouldShowStory($story) {
+    $story_class = $story['class'];
+    $story_text = $story['text'];
+
+    $show = $this->getConfig('notification.types');
+
+    if ($show) {
+      $obj_type = str_replace('PhabricatorFeedStory', '', $story_class);
+      if (!in_array(strtolower($obj_type), $show)) {
+        return false;
+      }
+    }
+
+    $verbosity = $this->getConfig('notification.verbosity', 3);
+
+    $verbs = array();
+
+    switch ($verbosity) {
+      case 2:
+        $verbs[] = array(
+                     'commented',
+                     'added',
+                     'changed',
+                     'resigned',
+                     'explained',
+                     'modified',
+                     'attached',
+                     'edited',
+                     'joined',
+                     'left',
+                     'removed'
+                   );
+      // fallthrough
+      case 1:
+        $verbs[] = array(
+                     'updated',
+                     'accepted',
+                     'requested',
+                     'planned',
+                     'claimed',
+                     'summarized',
+                     'commandeered',
+                     'assigned'
+                   );
+      // fallthrough
+      case 0:
+        $verbs[] = array(
+                     'created',
+                     'closed',
+                     'raised',
+                     'committed',
+                     'reopened',
+                     'deleted'
+                   );
+      break;
+
+      case 3:
+      default:
+        return true;
+      break;
+    }
+
+    $verbs = '/('.implode('|', array_mergev($verbs)).')/';
+
+    if (preg_match($verbs, $story_text)) {
+      return true;
+    }
+
+    return false;
+  }
+
+  public function receiveMessage(PhabricatorIRCMessage $message) {
+    return;
+  }
+
+  public function runBackgroundTasks() {
+    if ($this->startupDelay > 0) {
+        // the event loop runs every 1s so delay enough to fully conenct
+        $this->startupDelay--;
+
+        return;
+    }
+    if ($this->lastSeenChronoKey == 0) {
+      // Since we only want to post notifications about new stories, skip
+      // everything that's happened in the past when we start up so we'll
+      // only process real-time stories.
+      $latest = $this->getConduit()->callMethodSynchronous(
+        'feed.query',
+        array(
+          'limit'=>1
+        ));
+
+      foreach ($latest as $story) {
+        if ($story['chronologicalKey'] > $this->lastSeenChronoKey) {
+          $this->lastSeenChronoKey = $story['chronologicalKey'];
+        }
+      }
+
+      return;
+    }
+
+    $config_max_pages = $this->getConfig('notification.max_pages', 5);
+    $config_page_size = $this->getConfig('notification.page_size', 10);
+
+    $last_seen_chrono_key = $this->lastSeenChronoKey;
+    $chrono_key_cursor = 0;
+
+    // Not efficient but works due to feed.query API
+    for ($max_pages = $config_max_pages; $max_pages > 0; $max_pages--) {
+      $stories = $this->getConduit()->callMethodSynchronous(
+        'feed.query',
+        array(
+          'limit'=>$config_page_size,
+          'after'=>$chrono_key_cursor,
+          'view'=>'text'
+        ));
+
+      foreach ($stories as $story) {
+        if ($story['chronologicalKey'] == $last_seen_chrono_key) {
+          // Caught up on feed
+          return;
+        }
+        if ($story['chronologicalKey'] > $this->lastSeenChronoKey) {
+          // Keep track of newest seen story
+          $this->lastSeenChronoKey = $story['chronologicalKey'];
+        }
+        if (!$chrono_key_cursor ||
+            $story['chronologicalKey'] < $chrono_key_cursor) {
+          // Keep track of oldest story on this page
+          $chrono_key_cursor = $story['chronologicalKey'];
+        }
+
+        if (!$story['text'] ||
+            !$this->shouldShowStory($story)) {
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        $channels = $this->getConfig('join');
+        foreach ($channels as $channel) {
+          $this->write('PRIVMSG', "{$channel} :{$story['text']}");
+        }
+      }
+    }
+  }
+
+}