Summary:
Ref T11818. See that task for a description.
This is like a tiny pinch of hackiness but not really unreasonable. Basically, `aphlict` is already an "uber-server" and one copy can handle a ton of instances.
Test Plan: Started `bin/aphlict` without a valid database connection.
Reviewers: chad
Reviewed By: chad
Maniphest Tasks: T11818
Differential Revision: https://secure.phabricator.com/D16854
