Summary: Fixes T2559 with an incredibly original patch which I came up with myself.
Test Plan:
$ ./bin/storage upgrade -f
Applying patch 'phabricator:20130218.longdaemon.sql'...
Storage is up to date. Use 'storage status' for details.
Reviewers: edward
Reviewed By: edward
CC: aran
Maniphest Tasks: T2559
Differential Revision: https://secure.phabricator.com/D5006
