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@title Please Please Please
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@group flavortext
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Please read this document.
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When you send a message that says "I got an error when I tried to do something":
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= Please Please Please =
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Please copy and paste the text of the error.
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Please please please. It is very helpful. So please please please please please
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please do this.
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I want to help. I really do. But it is very difficult when you don't include the
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error text and only allude to how traumatizing reading that text was for you. It
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is basically inviting me to troll you.
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I am only human. I have only so much restraint.
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So please include the error message in your message, before you send it.
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Or even after you send it, if you realize you forgot. That would be okay too. I
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would understand.
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Just please do this.
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Please.
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= Thank You =
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Thank you for reading this note.
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= Appendix: A Collection of Messages Wherein The Text of the Error is Not Present =
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Please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: help
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X-Priority: 1
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it dun work
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please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: Error
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I got an error when I ran it. Why?
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please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: error when running program
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I ran the program and it gave me an error.
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What do I do now?
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please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: so many errors
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I got an error and it had instructions in it. I tried to follow the
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instructions but I got a different error. Are you sure this works?
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please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: confusing error
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i got an error but it was confusing
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can you explain what it means?
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please
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COUNTEREXAMPLE
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Subject: Irony
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There is a spelling error in the error message I received.
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please include the text of the error message.
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